Irreverent Mama

Monday, January 08, 2007

So, you're driving down the road with one of these on the passenger seat beside you, or worse, the whole rainbow cluster of them. Better hope you're not in Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Indiana, or Virginia...

"No, officer, it's not a vibrator. It's my Banana Guard."

"Yeah, right. I've heard that one before. Out of the car, please, ma'am."

Vibrators illegal? Yes, indeed. Not guns. NEVER! There's a constitutional right to bear arms, you know. Because goodness knows, it's better to be able to kill someone than let them have an orgasm...

Illegal? Illegal?? This means legislators in those states (and in S. Carolina and Tennessee, where such laws are being considered) believe that, somehow or other, sex toys are a threat to society.

-- Well, yes, indeed, little lady. Think of all those innocent children have been killed by dildos!

Now, now, Mr. Misogynist Legislator, please rethink. Remember! "Dildos don't kill people; people do."

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5 Comments:

  • Gosh, wouldn't the guys who pass that legislation be fun to go out with?

    Not having seen a Banana Guard before, at first glance I thought they were a new kind of boomerang...

    By Blogger f:lux, at 6:10 AM  

  • Wow, that's totally nuts! What a waste of legislation...

    By Blogger cinnamon gurl, at 6:33 PM  

  • LOL, oh, you USAers make us laugh up here. Banning dildos--hell, most of your politicians are dildos!

    We saw those at a shop today. The Bug asked me what they were. I guessed that they were banana keepers. It's the first thing I thought of--a dildo didn't cross my mind. But now that you mention it....

    By Blogger Denguy, at 7:41 PM  

  • f:lux - Now THAT angle had never occurred to me. Yup. Helluva lotta fun, those guys.

    It's significant, I think, that in none of the states that ban vibrators is pornography banned. So what gets men off is fine; what gets women off is a Societal Evil.

    cinnamon gurl - you're telling me. What is the harm? What could be the possible harm?

    denguy - LOL. Maybe they don't want the competition? Given the choice between a fat, sweaty Republican and my humming friend, I know who I'D choose...

    - Laura

    By Blogger irreverentmama, at 9:09 PM  

  • i think it has to do w/ the strategic placement of said dildos, yes?

    you crack me up.

    By Blogger jen, at 12:51 PM  

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