Schott's Miscellany Strikes Again!

Yuppie Acronyms:

BOBO: Burnt Out But Opulent
DINKIE: Dual Income, no kids
GOLDIE: Golden Oldie, Lives Dangerously
LOMBARD: Lots Of Money, But A Right Dickhead
OINK: One Income, No Kids
SCUM: Self-Centred Urban Male
WOOPIE: Well-Off Older Person
YAPPIE: Young Affluent Parent

Me, I'm rather hoping to be a Woopie when my time comes, but even as I draw inexorably closer to the goal chronologically, I seem to get no nearer fiscally. Damn.