Card purchased for the husband for his birthday:

On the front, a child's bicycle. The text:

"When I got a new bike for my birthday, another kid would come up and say, "Can I see your new bike?"

Only they didn't mean "see" like "look at". They mean "see" like, "ride it like crazy, bump it all over the place, and bring it back all scratched up and dirty."

On the inside...

Can I see you naked?
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He'll like it.