Did you know ...
Did you know that a "bikini wax" and a "brazilian" are not precisely the same thing?
In fact, did you know that "brazilian" is NOT a subset of "bikini wax", and so...
if you schedule a "bikini wax", thinking that when you arrived the esthetician would ask you what kind of waxing you wanted, and you would tell her, and that would be fine -- if you thought all that, you'd be wrong?
And did you further know that just because an esthetician can do a bikini wax does NOT mean she can do a brazilian?
Ha! Neither did I !!!
So I'm going back again, tomorrow, to get a brazilian. And it will take forty-five minutes. (Did you catch that? FORTY-FIVE MINUTES).
Ye gods and codfishes...
Did you know that a "bikini wax" and a "brazilian" are not precisely the same thing?
In fact, did you know that "brazilian" is NOT a subset of "bikini wax", and so...
if you schedule a "bikini wax", thinking that when you arrived the esthetician would ask you what kind of waxing you wanted, and you would tell her, and that would be fine -- if you thought all that, you'd be wrong?
And did you further know that just because an esthetician can do a bikini wax does NOT mean she can do a brazilian?
Ha! Neither did I !!!
So I'm going back again, tomorrow, to get a brazilian. And it will take forty-five minutes. (Did you catch that? FORTY-FIVE MINUTES).
Ye gods and codfishes...
Labels: oddities, sex, sometimes it sucks
posted by irreverentmama at
7:12 p.m.
3 Comments:
lol, nice to see you back on this site! I do my own waxing and can do most of 'myself' but certain bits are just too painful!
By
jenny, at 2:42 p.m.
Good to have you back! What's an esthetician?
By
Unknown, at 3:01 p.m.
Jenny - I've never waxed anything in my life, and I'm certainly not starting there!! (I've had my eyebrows waxed, and that's about it.)
John - Thanks for showing up when I'm so delinquent! Esthetician (also spelled aesthetician), from aesthetics, beauty -- one who beautifies. (Assuming we all agree that hairless is beautiful...)
By
irreverentmama, at 3:14 p.m.
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