Irreverent Mama

Saturday, May 12, 2007

But I'm much, MUCH smarter...

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Jessica Simpson

Well, they didn't have my size listed, so I went with 32F which makes my boob twin Jenna Jameson.

By 11111111, at 10:10 a.m.
I'm not sure, last time I looked I didn't even have boobs!

By Unknown, at 10:43 a.m.
Oh goodness, I got Jessica Simpson too, which means we are Boob Triplets!

Er, can I be your twin instead? I'll happily pass on the Celebrity...

By Z, at 6:56 p.m.
Denguy - 32F does NOT exist in nature. I'm betting JJ is a porn star.

John - well, I'm sure that's a relief.

Z - What a good idea! Though perhaps it's unkind to abandon poor, vacuous Jessica, who has nothing going for her BUT her luscious exterior? What will she do when age takes its toll.

Oh, what am I saying? Goodness knows she'll have the money, and almost certainly the inclination, to keep that exterior lush with dewy youthfulness long past its natural expiry date...

(Like Cher. Whose eternal youthfulness is getting positively creepy. You know she's only 12 years younger than Judy Dench? Give me Dame Judy any day.)

By irreverentmama, at 3:22 a.m.
Oops. "Judi".

By irreverentmama, at 3:23 a.m.