Irreverent Mama

Friday, September 08, 2006

I receive wonderful news in the mail today!

congratulations!
you qualify for an


instantly slimming
bottom-lifting
tummy flattening


free
sample!


of Shaper Shortz



Such a wealth of opportunity awaits! No panty lines! Smooth silhouette! Judging from the women in the advert, a life of slim, jaunty blond-ness awaits only my sending in of the enclosed form. Then I, too, can leap about in bliss, clad only in a shirt, a pair of Shaper Sortz and stiletto heels.

And just think! All this is mine on the basis of my fat, droopy ass and bulgy belly!

I feel so privileged.

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4 Comments:

  • All those years of hard work needed to qualify for this amazing garment have paid off. Congratulations!

    By Blogger Z, at 3:31 AM  

  • Ya, well me knees would be like balloons and my boobs even more so, with this smoother 'thing' in the middle.

    By Blogger crazymumma, at 6:39 PM  

  • Wow...you must feel so special! ;)

    By Blogger Haley-O, at 6:16 PM  

  • LOL!
    Holy crap you're funny.

    I'll keep return often to read.

    By Blogger Denguy, at 6:56 PM  

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