I receive wonderful news in the mail today!
congratulations!
instantly slimming
free
Such a wealth of opportunity awaits! No panty lines! Smooth silhouette! Judging from the women in the advert, a life of slim, jaunty blond-ness awaits only my sending in of the enclosed form. Then I, too, can leap about in bliss, clad only in a shirt, a pair of Shaper Sortz and stiletto heels.
And just think! All this is mine on the basis of my fat, droopy ass and bulgy belly!
I feel so privileged.
congratulations!
you qualify for an
instantly slimming
bottom-lifting
tummy flattening
free
sample!
of Shaper Shortz
Such a wealth of opportunity awaits! No panty lines! Smooth silhouette! Judging from the women in the advert, a life of slim, jaunty blond-ness awaits only my sending in of the enclosed form. Then I, too, can leap about in bliss, clad only in a shirt, a pair of Shaper Sortz and stiletto heels.
And just think! All this is mine on the basis of my fat, droopy ass and bulgy belly!
I feel so privileged.
posted by irreverentmama at
7:36 p.m.
4 Comments:
All those years of hard work needed to qualify for this amazing garment have paid off. Congratulations!
By
Z, at 3:31 a.m.
Ya, well me knees would be like balloons and my boobs even more so, with this smoother 'thing' in the middle.
By
crazymumma, at 6:39 p.m.
Wow...you must feel so special! ;)
By
Blog, at 6:16 p.m.
LOL!
Holy crap you're funny.
I'll keep return often to read.
By
11111111, at 6:56 p.m.
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